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I swayed to the music and milled among sweaty teens, who gawked and asked for photos of me to post on social media. No doubt, the clothing triggered some fetal memories in their young minds. These adolescents are the future. Who knows what rompers they will be wearing in 20 years? One youth drunkenly yelled in my ear about the outfit, saying, "It should be tighter! Show off your bulge, bud!"
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An opening act on stage shouted, "Get fucked up!" and the audience cheered. The torso of my romper was too long for my body and the stiff denim kept pushing my underwear down until my ding dong flopped out. No one knew, but I was fucked up. Two hours passed. I left the show and found a quiet bar, The Fat Badger. I stood near a singer named Carl Johnson, who crooned about wanting to die while my underwear hung around my lower thighs inside the romper.
Has science gone too far with the male romper? To answer that question, I went to the Canada-Wide Science Fair at the University of Regina. Incidentally, romper time starts at 2 PM and that is when the science fair shut down. I missed everything. Ashamed, I walked by abandoned booths, experiments and technology in my one-piece denim dude sack. Is this what life has become? A quest for online content while true knowledge has been left forgotten?
Eventually, I found two people carrying a large telescope, and I asked them if science is ready for the male romper. One of the science educators responded by saying, "There was once an experiment where they had people walk against do-not-walk lights in traffic. If the person jaywalking was wearing a suit or dressed fancy, others would follow. If they were dressed poorly, the people wouldn't follow them."
The Saskatchewan Highland Games brings out the strongest people in Canada to throw heavy things really far. I went to Regina's Victoria Park in my romper to watch strong men do mighty things. My bod pod had begun to give me a friction rash on my armpits. There I was, wondering about definitions of masculinity and clothing surrounded by burly dudes in kilts (the original anti-romper) chucking rocks. Hell yeah.
I spoke to Jason Johnston, a two-time Canadian champion in Scottish heavy athletics. He had just finished literally throwing a tree end over end to win the caber toss competition. The tree trunk flipped like notions of gender in my mind. Johnston told me the perfect caber throw, contrary to popular belief, is thrown for accuracy and not distance. Timing is everything, much like when to rock a romper. The kilted man said the goal to toss the caber so that it turns end over end, with the perfect throw landing in the so-called 12 o'clock position. Johnston had just finished throwing a perfect 12 o'clock, and he said it felt amazing.
I asked what he thought of my romper and if he would wear one, and he said, "You look a bit too much like Dexys Midnight Runners for me. But, you know, it takes strength and you're pulling it off well." It occurred to me then the romper trend is right on time, metaphorically in the 12 o'clock position.
While I was at the Highland Games, I decided to test the athletic range of the romper. I found a bouncy castle designed for children and pushed my way past some kids to have some fun. Journalism is a stressful business; I needed to unwind. All this time, I was worried about people noticing me for my romper, when it turns out they only saw the person within it. My romper only defined me as much as I wanted it to. It was up to me to find out how to project my inner romper to the greater world. It's not about romp her or romp him, it's about romp us.
My friend David Carnegie drove me out to Creelman, a small town in Saskatchewan an hour from Regina. David was taking me to his family farm. He's one of the nicest people I've ever met. He waved at every passing car on the highway just to make the other drivers feel acknowledged, a habit his father Brad passed along, he told me. Needless to say, when I met the Carnegie family, they did not judge me for wearing a romper. To them, I was just another hand to help out with spring seeding. David's brother Nick and their uncle Larry greeted me wearing their own jumpsuits. We sat down to a meal prepared by Viola Carnegie, David and Nick's grandmother. She treated me with the kindness of a saint, patting me on my rompered back, as Brad mused on what I could do to experience farm living.
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Yesterday, the Internet went bonkers for a Kickstarter project hocking rompers for dudes. The RompHim, which is currently dividing Americans in debate, has already surpassed its Kickstarter goal nearly seven times over (at the time this article was published they had made over $68,000 dollars in less than two days). That's a lot of cash for something that looks a lot like an adult onesie. You may not be that surprised to learn that the four co-founders behind the RompHim have yet to graduate business school, and that this project began as an independent study project.
They're now finishing up a course in "new venture development" which is "focused on helping startups build their brands and properly launch a product." Or whatever. We're pretty sure they'll pass, but can the foursome make male rompers something more than just a flash in the pan? Or is this something you're bound to receive from your bro-y cousin as a joke gift? One thing's for sure: the RompHim's wild popularity is evidence that the American man's thirst for comfortable clothing and convenience may never be quenched. To answer our many questions and calm our nerves, we spoke to two of the four cofounders, Daniel Webster Clark and Elaine Chen, from their headquarters at Northwestern University about their viral success and how they made rompers man friendly.
Elaine Chen: I personally love a romper for women, and we were looking for something different that didn't already exist for guys. Daniel here was a little tired of wearing the same button down and pants so we got to talking about why we couldn't build a better product and make a romper available for men that's cool and fun and different and is a conversation starter at the end of the day.
Clark: We've taken them to festivals and the Kentucky Derby. We've also been wearing them all over Chicago, everywhere from brunch to hanging out down by the beach. Really the main issue is the bathroom. We were told by our female friends that it's not ideal in the romper. So we solved that at least partially for guys. We also provided a zipper in the back pocket for extra security which is something we heard guys were worried about.
Chen: Personally I am very pro rompers and every time I put one on I know I am committing to it for the day. But I do so anyway because I love the way it looks, I love the style. But recognizing that that is a hindrance for women. We figured, why not solve it for men.
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